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10. |
Blowing
Paper
"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could
suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR." |
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9. |
Barking
Dogs
" What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?" |
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8. |
Puddles
of Water
"Quicksand." |
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7. |
Trash
Cans
"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into
another dimension." |
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6. |
Babies
and Lil Kids
"Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies." |
|
5. |
Plaid
Horse Blankets.
"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds at
least 100 lbs." |
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4. |
Ropes
and Hoses on the Ground
"Dreaded North American trail snakes." |
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3. |
Ponies.
"Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the
World." |
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2. |
Windy
Days.
"Two words: impending tornado." |
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And
the number one scary thing in the minds of horses? |
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1. |
Carts
and Wagons
Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them
off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object. It's
just not right. No matter how fast the horse trots, the dang
cart is still running after him. Oh, the Horror!!! |
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